Oper Water Search

Understanding Engineers - Take One:

Two engineering students were walking across a university campus when one said, "Where did you get such a great bike?"
The second engineer replied, "Well, I was walking along yesterday, Minding my own business, when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike, threw it to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, "Take what you want."
The second engineer nodded approvingly and said, "Good choice; the clothes probably wouldn't have fit you anyway."

Understanding Engineers - Take Two

To the optimist, the glass is half full. To the pessimist, the glass is half empty. To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.

Understanding Engineers - Take Three

A priest, a doctor, and an engineer were waiting one morning for a Particularly slow group of golfers.
The engineer fumed, "What's with those blokes? We must have been waiting for fifteen minutes!"
The doctor chimed in, "I don't know, but I've never seen such inept Golf!"
The priest said, "Here comes the greens keeper. Let's have a word with Him."
He said, "Hello, George! What's wrong with that group ahead of us?
They're rather slow, aren't they?"
The greens keeper replied, "Oh, yes. That's a group of blind fire fighters.
They lost their sight saving our clubhouse from a fire last year, so we always let them play for free anytime."
The group fell silent for a moment.
The priest said, "That's so sad. I think I will say a special prayer for them tonight."
The doctor said, "Good idea. I'm going to contact my ophthalmologist colleague and see if there's anything he can do for them."
The engineer said, "Why can't they play at night?"

Understanding Engineers - Take Four

What is the difference between mechanical engineers and civil engineers?
Mechanical engineers build weapons and civil engineers build targets

Understanding Engineers - Take Five

The graduate with a science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The
Graduate with an engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The
Graduate with an accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The
Graduate with an arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

Understanding Engineers - Take Six

Three engineering students were gathered together discussing the possible designers of the human body. One said, "It was a mechanical engineer. Just look at all the joints." Another said, "No, it was an electrical engineer. The nervous system has many thousands of electrical connections." The last
one said, "No, actually it had to have been a civil engineer. Who else would run a toxic waste pipeline through a recreational area?"

Understanding Engineers - Take Seven

Normal people believe that if it isn't broke, don't fix it. Engineers believe that if it isn't broke, it doesn't have enough features yet.

今天老妈语出惊人，拿着一本烹调的书说“已经有N多年没有好好做饭了，都快不会了”。

惊人处1：承认没有好好做饭了。

惊人处2：用了一个不属于她词汇量的字，N多年。

 

 

 

 

我好感动。。。。就主动洗菜，削皮。

今天的室外温度有零下15摄氏度左右。所有的门窗都显得是那么的单薄无力，在西北风的狂吼声中，时时听到它们在咝咝求饶。我睁着眼，看着天花板，在想是不是要冲出被窝吃点午饭。一只又肥又大的蚊子从我眼前飞过。已经有很久没有听到嗡嗡的轰炸机的声音了。这么冷了，他还在。。。我想起了那些在艰苦的环境中的驻伊拉克的美军。大家都辛苦了。

It is almost 5:30 now, the sun is slowly setting.  Beautifuly day!  In the last 60 days, I come to work in the dark, leave from work in the dark, it is just depressing.  Today is different, a new season is here.  Have not seen a sunset for so long, can NOT help myself, "Welcome back, sunset."

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